So to cut a long mothafucka short right quick for you lazy cunt waffles, i want some abs on my fucking stomach right? But and here's the catch mate, i'm just too fucking lazy to do any exercise at all in any way shape or form. I stay on my phone in my bed all day with the curtains down just like my dopamine levels. That's why i feel the need to use websites like this to make me happy. Anyways guys, please let me know what i can do to achieve a body like The Rock or John Cena because i would really like to impress a girl come valentines day 2025 and i just don't wanna be a fat cunt mate, simple as innit?
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maybe if you put your phone down for a fucking second and let the palms of your hands feel some fresh air mate, maybe that’ll fix her right up. let the air suck the fat out bro. either way, get off your phone. more specifically off of my screen and preferably for the rest of my life too.