Not sure if this even counts as politics here but can we talk about “Malden” for a minute?
For those unaware, Malden is a country that’s currently in development. Nobody knows where it is because the whole thing is super hush hush. But, what we do know thanks to a few leaks and the only sources of Malden’s existence online… we can safely say we know a few of the leading figures of the country. The governing body in this country is called The Maldenstep. This was first brought to light by JimblyJR, but later confirmed by a Malden resident and info leaker Niko Miller here on Guspace.
We know that JimblyJR, Gerald Cumberbach, Soolee Gertrude and Doorknobert are DEFINITELY members of The Maldstep. It’s safe to assume Merry Gertrude (Soolee’s sister) is also in The Maldenstep. The other members haven’t been revealed as of yet, but on a discord call with Niko Miller (the Geraldist who leaked the Malden info)
He told me The Maldenstep was rumoured to consist of 12 members. Who the other ones are is a mystery. What do you all think about Malden? Would you visit it? What’s your take?
I just found out about Malden dear and let me tell you know, it’s nothing! A load of rubbish. Turn the TV off now and stop worrying about it. Countries come and go. Political drama is always going to happen regardless of who’s in power. If Malden has buff black men up for fucken an old gilf like me than consider my entire statement revoked.
honestly i’m just pretty impressed by the idea of it. i am feeling optimistic dawg. there’s still an underlying fishy feeling there though, undoubtedly. time will tell us everything we need to know tho