Common Muntings 0:1 - Understanding Greatness

To fully accept the 4th testy into your heart, it's important that we all understand greatness when we happen to be in the presence of it. For example, currently you are in the presence of me. The one and only Soolee Gertrude. That's pretty special mate. Sometimes when someone, or something is great... you can only just sit there and marvel at it. Sometimes you just have to accept that this is the way things are in life, and sometimes you will be utterly amazed and even possibly confused by what greatness you have witnessed. But in the end mate, you'll come to find that it's all just a part of the game that we call life.

Sometimes, the greatness you witness may be of another world. Not to flex but that's just kind of me bro. I am filled with all this amazing knowledge and wisdom that i have to share... But you all have to be willing to accept the greatness of this text. The 4th testy is one of those things that comes around once in a lifetime. All that power and knowledge in one place dog. I personally like to think that the 4th testy chooses you, but i'm just saying that to try and be more appealing to the readers here. It's kind of what my publisher is asking for here. If you had of asked me like, directly i would of probably told you to fuck right off a bit. And, i think that is a perfectly fine and justifiable reaction.

So assuming you and ya brain can actually process all this raw power and knowledge in one place, this book is the book for you chummy dog! However, that being said i think a lot of people couldn't possibly handle this book. So, you may be asking what actually makes Soolee fucking Gertrude so great right? And that's a valid question that has about a million answers.

Soolee (me mate) is great because of what Soolee (still me mate) has a accomplished. Over 200+ years of life experience, first hand stories of world events/history, the magic powers, dating Ghandi one time, opening a noodle store, etc.

You could just keep finding reasons to ride on Soolee's dick (still fucking me mate) forever. But, pretty sure it's hard to read and have your stomach penetrated at the same time so you might want to just hold off on that last bit until after this chapter at least.

So, you must accept greatness into your heart. Especially anything related to Soolee Gertrude being great and amazing. (because as it turns out, it happens to still be fucking me whaaaaat?)

Once fully accepted, i find people are more obedient and more willing to genuinely try and learn. They just have to see the cultural depth and history to it you know? Millions of people don't really have a culture. Entire countries. They spend every new years just sitting around drinking mate. Get that depth in ya. Metaphorically speaking and like, physically too. Bend over and see how many chapters get in there before the screen gets crusted.

I do hope this chapter clears up any confusion there may have been.

Thank you.

"I don't pay speeding tickets, i'm Chinese, i don't speak English."

• Soolee Gertrude