Common Muntings 0:8 - Terrible Tags

Have you ever been walking or driving through a town or city and you see in the corner of your eye graffiti'd 200 meters high on a tower, the words "shit dog"?

I have mate. I fucking have. It got me wondering though, how the fuck do they get up there for starters? But also, if you're risking your life to write some words, wouldn't you want them to be readable to anyone else that isn't you? 98% of the Earths population cannot fucking read any of those tags. And 1.5% of the people that say they can are fucking liars.

Maybe if they actually wrote something deep, funny or something to make people use their brains. Instead, we're left with all these scribblers using their fucking Anko paint markers for $10, thinking they're more shit than fart. It just fucking annoys me too because I KNOW i could tag something that looks a million fucking times better dude. Real shit right there. Real real shit.

The reason we have so many paint marker morons is because they're all underage and can't actually afford or purchase any spray paint. Idiots should have come to me because i'm over 200 year old and i make one kickass art designer. Just ask Ghandi. Oh actually maybe don't.

For those fortunate enough to get spray paint cans, you then have the task of learning how to use it and how the can works. You don't just fucking hold the thing down man. It's all about them angles and the pressure you know? I know your mom knows dude. Either way, you're missing out if you haven't tried painting something once in your life. If you're reading my 4th Testament though, you should have a long ass life to do all of this shit. Don't worry so much old dog.

I also never understood why nobody with white spray paint has never painted anything on the roads. Like, they're literally free canvases. Nobody is touching that shit. Plus, it glows at night too mate. That's where it's fucking at.