Common Muntings 0:9 - Work Shit

So mate, got a job have we? Feeling like a real functioning member of our little society are we? Yeah, yeah that's nice. Real nice. A bit poetic even. Some might dare to call it inspiring... Not me though. Sucks for you buddy. Work is one of those things that you just have to do and put up with. Nobody really wanted their job at first but eventually everyones like "yeah i guess this is what the fuck i'm doing, this is me now". I knew so many people that got stuck in horrible jobs until their deaths. Too many good friends man.

• Joey Bumtober | 1899 - 1942 (Masturbated To Death)

• Gregory Alpacovichi | 1903 - 1952 (Shot With A Crossbow)

• Brent Gertrude (Eaten By A Salmon)

Too many good people man... It's just sad. It really didn't have to be like that. Jobs are fucking tough. Having to like get up and do shit over and over all the time is pretty fucked if you ask me. I've had more jobs than most and i think i'm qualified to say, jobs are fucking shit man get homeless and become a squatter. My life jobs have consisted of:

• Rice Farmer

• Indian Princess Type Figure

• Navy Fighter Sailor

• Pasta Chef

• Squid Breeder

• Cow Breeder

• Military Private

• Baker

• Web Designer

• Session Musician

• Boy Band Singer

• Professional Fighter

• Inspirational Speaker

• Math Teacher

• Driving Instructor

• Construction Guy

• Stripper

• Hooker

• Bodybuilder

• Workout Coach

• Lab Assistant

• Fish Tester

• Country Dictator

• Author

• Bankrobber

• Crime Lord

• Dirt Breeder

• Tony's Bodyguard

• Curry Tester

• Dentist

• Makeup Store

• Barber

• Soccer Coach

• Dog Tester

• Stage Actor

Bruh there's too fucking many because i'm so amazing and i can't remember them all. My point is that if i can do that in 200 years then you can 100% do 50 years of service at McDonald's. End of story.