So, i'm sure sometimes you find yourself eating an egg with your mouth and teeth and that, and sometimes you just stop and remember that you are in fact consuming an egg. How do you deal that emotionally? That's what Soolee is here to discuss mate. Hope you are as eggcited as i am about this guys. The texture of eggs can vary a lot obviously dependant on how they are cooked and what eggs you buy. Personally, i'm all about those caged eggs. Vegans say it's "bad because the chickens live in cages their whole lives" and rahrahrah. Well, when do you honestly think about those chickens mate? Like seriously, do you think about it before you go to bed each night? Are you in therapy because of it? No mate. Calm the fuck down.... Please.
It's always the egg whites from chicken eggs i find to be the most tolerable as they don't have much of a flavour but they still do you know? And sometimes you can get that nice crispy thing happening with it and it can be nice. The egg yolk is usually where i run into some issues though. This is because every egg i've ever eaten has a different consistency of cook on the fucking yolk, and sometimes i bite in and i get a mouthful of chook goo. That's not what you want mate. It's really not. But, our bodies are just massive fucking machines. Machines need fuel. And unfortunately for egg haters, they're supposed to be good for us. So if you have nothing else in the cupboard and are still complaining about eating eggs, just shut the fuck up for a hot second and remember that you are privileged to even have eggs. There's kids in Africa with no eggs mate. There ARE kids in Africa. Fucking think about that one for a minute and get back to me. Thanks.
Did you take a minute? That's usually what i do when i eat eggs. Although, it's less of a minute and more like 60 of them all together one after the other. But in the defence of eggs, they take like 1-2 minutes to make because it's just heating up chook goo. AND, you gotta admit that it's a lot more fun cracking the eggs than getting cracked by an egg. And that's just the way it fucking goes. You just have to put up with the eggs. Swallow them down. Move onto a food item that taste slightly better. Realistically, those eggs are only in ya gob for like 30 seconds or less. Just swallow the fuckers mate, it's great practice.
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