Politics

Not sure if this even counts as politics here but can we talk about “Malden” for a minute?

For those unaware, Malden is a country that’s currently in development. Nobody knows where it is because the whole thing is super hush hush. But, what we do know thanks to a few leaks and the only sources of Malden’s existence online… we can safely say we know a few of the leading figures of the country. The governing body in this country is called The Maldenstep. This was first brought to light by JimblyJR, but later confirmed by a Malden resident and info leaker Niko Miller here on Guspace.

We know that JimblyJR, Gerald Cumberbach, Soolee Gertrude and Doorknobert are DEFINITELY members of The Maldstep. It’s safe to assume Merry Gertrude (Soolee’s sister) is also in The Maldenstep. The other members haven’t been revealed as of yet, but on a discord…

Controversial new wave religious and spiritual movement AlphaBase ran by “Eli Peterson” was allegedly sold to Soolee Gertrude earlier today for an estimated 800 million dollars. This knowledge comes from Soolee’s sister Merry Gertrude who made a statement to a the press when interviewed.

“To the best of my knowledge mate, it was a fuckload of cash. Like 800 million or something.”

— Merry Gertrude

AlphaBase’s mysterious leader Eli Peterson will still serve as one of the leading officials over the estimated 40-60k worldwide members, only now reporting to Soolee. Rumours have circulated that AlphaBase’s size in troops and equipment is going to be used in a forming of a country.

Rumours of a new country circulating have been around for awhile. Now, many believe Soolee along with several others are attempting to start up a new country and society. This explains the recent funding dished out to all…

Hello everyone, it’s me Steve The Flap. I am obviously everyone’s favourite thing and as the holder of such a prestigious title, i have some lovely news to share with you all. Am i allowed to be sharing this information?? I don’t know you tell me that’s the fun hahahah giggity.

So, the story is that my buddy dog happened to overhear a conversation at a party between Poof (of the Geraldism Cult/Religion) and some unknown person. Poof is the second in command of the movement and just so happened to have been at a college party my friend was at. After flirting with woman unsuccessfully and drinking way too much all night, Poof staggered into a bathroom upstairs to piss. My friend who wishes to remain anonymous said he was drunk and decided to listen in when he heard Poof was talking with someone in the bathroom.

Here’s…

My boyfriend Soggy Virgil is a long time user of this platform and recommended me to join. Upon joining I have discovered cruel and foul comments being left on posts, so many arguments and insults, and a lot of it has been aimed at my handsome, sexy, jaw-dropping and lovely boyfriend Soggy Virgil. I am utterly appalled, I wasn't aware of how toxic this community is.

Please stop the bullying and the harassment of others on this platform. Where are the moderators? Why aren't they stepping in? Please do something about this because my poor Virgil is on the verge of logging off Guspace forever.

Thanks! 💗

Good day, afternoon or evening ladies and gentlemen. I am Chopped Barry, coming to you all with my debut post here on Guspace. In which, i will be discussing a recent event in Worlds regarding JimblyJR and his group “The JimblyJR Cult”

On the 15th of March 2025, JimblyJR would receive a paycheque of an estimated sum of about $200,000 from fellow TJC member and funder, ThomKidrin. This transaction was documented taking place in GroundZero in the middle of the day.

ThomKidrin would leave quickly after and wouldn’t be questioned on the motives behind his actions. So, in order to get a better understanding of what we had witnessed in the Worlds community… i went ahead and messaged a member of TJC known only as BowieDavidson.

Here is my interaction with BowieDavidson, one of the newest TJC members at the moment.

Chopped Barry: “Could you tell us what just…