Politics

Controversial new wave religious and spiritual movement AlphaBase ran by “Eli Peterson” was allegedly sold to Soolee Gertrude earlier today for an estimated 800 million dollars. This knowledge comes from Soolee’s sister Merry Gertrude who made a statement to a the press when interviewed.

“To the best of my knowledge mate, it was a fuckload of cash. Like 800 million or something.”

— Merry Gertrude

AlphaBase’s mysterious leader Eli Peterson will still serve as one of the leading officials over the estimated 40-60k worldwide members, only now reporting to Soolee. Rumours have circulated that AlphaBase’s size in troops and equipment is going to be used in a forming of a country.

Rumours of a new country circulating have been around for awhile. Now, many believe Soolee along with several others are attempting to start up a new country and society. This explains the recent funding dished out to all these people. First JimblyJR with $200k, then it was Gerald Cumberbach receiving an estimated $80M for church construction, and now this with Soolee Gertrude for $800M. It’s unknown where or how Soolee even obtained such a fortune to fund this deal in the first place. None the less, it’s now in full swing.