New Geraldism Church Rumoured To Have Opened
Hello everyone, it’s me Steve The Flap. I am obviously everyone’s favourite thing and as the holder of such a prestigious title, i have some lovely news to share with you all. Am i allowed to be sharing this information?? I don’t know you tell me that’s the fun hahahah giggity.
So, the story is that my buddy dog happened to overhear a conversation at a party between Poof (of the Geraldism Cult/Religion) and some unknown person. Poof is the second in command of the movement and just so happened to have been at a college party my friend was at. After flirting with woman unsuccessfully and drinking way too much all night, Poof staggered into a bathroom upstairs to piss. My friend who wishes to remain anonymous said he was drunk and decided to listen in when he heard Poof was talking with someone in the bathroom.
Here’s what my friend told me
“And then he finished pissing and he gets on the phone and starts arguing with some cunt about a church. He kept talking about a new church. I assume it’s a new location but they never mentioned where. Poof did mention going over budget too, which is fucking funny.”
Now we know there’s a new church either being built in the name of Geraldism or has already been built. This makes a lot of sense with @Gerald Cumberbach’s history of opening churches for Geraldism
late to the parter but i heard this is true. i have a friend named niko miller who went on a “holiday” months ago and never returned, but he continues to send updates from his “holiday home”.
he keeps saying he won’t be too much longer but he’s a member of the Church of Getaldism and i have a feeling he’s been stationed at that new church base compound in the new country Malden that’s under development.
i’ve heard about Malden here a few times and realised it’s the most likely explanation